January 2012
149 posts
“It’s not just about the skinny dipping any more. You need to get some of that naked jetty jumping action as well. That shit will change your life.”
—Australia Day was awesome
“Downloading music is the same thing I used to do: I used to record all the songs in tapes, the hits, the songs I liked from the radio. I don’t care. I hate seeing all those big rock stars complaining. At least they’re paying attention to your music, moron, and they’re paying attention to you, you know? You should appreciate that, fuck. Why are you complaining? You have 5 fucking big houses, so shut up”.”
— Liam Gallagher
“I hated every minute of training, but I said, ‘Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.’”
—Muhammad Ali (via maddierose)
How different holidays are celebrated in Australia;
- Christmas: LET'S GET FUCKING BLIIIIINNNDDDD!!
- New Years: LET'S GET FUCKING PISSED
- Australia Day: LET'S GET FUCKINGG SMAASSHED
- Easter: LET'S GET FUCKING MAGGOTTT CUNNT
- Birthdays: LET'S GET ON THE FUCKING PISS
- Other events: LET'S GET FUCKING BLIIND